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Did You Just Waste an Outfit?
You need some new clothes. Especially for work. Your closet is about as stale as a leftover bag of Ruffles potato chips. So you go to Banana Republic to buy a few suits. You try on 3 suits. They all...
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Trapped in a Washing Machine
I get a lot of business owners calling me. From inside a washing machine. They are trapped. Spinning around and around in their businesses. They are trying to come up with a better way to deal with...
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You Know What Stinks? Debt
Hey. You know what stinks? That stuck in debt feeling. You what sucks even more? Not having a plan to pay it down. Learn from marathon runners. These people freakin’ rock at paying down debt. How do...
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This Is For People Who Hate Losing Money
This Is For People Who Hate Losing Money… Especially when they invest… Have you ever seen someone buy a piece of real estate for say, $1 million, and then they put it up for sale at $1.25 million? They...
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Fungus Amongus?
You hope your investments are doing ok. You’ve owned those mutual funds since you were in 8th grade. Your mutual funds have a little hair on them. Maybe a little fungus. Or a little bit of mold....
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I Probably Shouldn’t Be Telling You This
I probably shouldn’t be telling you this. It took me over 2 years to watch one season of CSI. I had all of the episodes on my DVR. I would usually turn on the TV around 9:30pm, and within 15 minutes –...
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Bad Luck. The Benadryl Baby
I am very talented. I have super human powers. It’s magical. Why? I know exactly which seat to pick on the plane. The seat next to … It happened to me twice in 2 weeks. These weren’t 1 hour flights....
View ArticleWhy Aren’t You Growing Your Money?
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View ArticleMagic Lamp … Amazeballs
Lose 10 pounds if you just hold this magic lamp. What does this magic lamp have to do with investing? Watch this video – you might lose 10 pounds and learn something about how stocks work. Click Here...
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Start Saving Money for Retirement
Hit snooze. Hit snooze again. Pretend you have nothing going on. Convince yourself that your bedhead is so bad that even a shower, rinse, or blow dry can’t tame your hair. You get up, but then you...
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Yanni Meets John Tesh
It was the worst hold music ever. The same song playing over and over. I was trapped in a Yanni & John Tesh vortex trance. I would have taken Milli Vanilli over Yanni and Tesh. Maybe even a little...
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You Hot or Cold
You get in your shower at the hotel. You turn the water on – and it is crazy hot. You turn the knob the other way, and it gets even hotter? You can’t figure out which way is hot and which way is cold....
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Slow Down
Hi There!This was the first time in about 10 years that I went on a vacation and really unplugged. I guess it was because I was on my honeymoon! I really slowed down. No checking email every few hours....
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Bad Gas at Macy’s
My wife and I had to buy our shmegeggy (crazy) kids some nice clothes for a Bar Mitzvah this weekend. So we decided to go to the mall and hit up a few dept stores. First stop. Macy’s. What a disaster...
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You Gone Gump?
“That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run.” You know that scene when Forrest runs across the country? He just decided to go for a run. He felt like running a little more,...
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Do You Double Dip?
Ya know those people that double dip? The ones that dip their chips in guacamole, take a bite, and dip the same chip back in the guacamole? What’s up with those cocktail party crazy people? We don’t...
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The Rite Aid Grandpa
I went to Rite Aid yesterday to buy Father’s Day cards. I even bought some cards for my kids to give to my dad… I got into a conversation with the guy who was the cashier about being a dad. He told me...
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Losing Money?
Who is happier, someone worth $3 million that is now worth $2 million, or a millionaire that is now worth $2 million? Ever buy a stock that plummets, with little potential of recovery, and it is just...
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Cuddling With Money?
I believe in return on life. I believe that cuddling is worth a gazillion dollars. I believe that you must invest in yourself. Consistently. I believe that everyone needs a mentor. I believe that you...
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Was That You Driving?
You know those people that love to use their turn signals all the time when they drive? They pull the car out of the their own garage and they are signaling to… No one. What’s up with that? Hilarious....
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